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the deeply unfortunate doings of an ill-fated life
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
Created on 2003-11-04 16:55:10 (#1436951), last updated 2007-12-19
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Basic Info| Name: | Laura |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 11-26 |
| Location: | Iowa City, Iowa, United States |
BioLaura J. Wangerin...
...inspects cadavers
...does not suffer from lycanthropy
...wears a fedora whilst doing her dishes
...has a love of knives
...revels in misery
...as well as 'the drink'
...believes pink chinchillas are the cause of all of life's problems
...prides herself on her ability to mask emotion
...strikes down stupid people on principle alone
...insists her greatest fear is "settling"
...plans to stalk Angelina Jolie
...believes insanity is simply a less-appreciated form of genius
...believes the word "bitch" applies equally to either gender
...believes your life is a privilege, not a right
...and is willing and able to take yours.
She tackles everyday life with a perverted innocence that just makes you want to give her a big hug...and then stand back very quickly while checking to see if everything is still attached.
-- Roman Dirge
...inspects cadavers
...does not suffer from lycanthropy
...wears a fedora whilst doing her dishes
...has a love of knives
...revels in misery
...as well as 'the drink'
...believes pink chinchillas are the cause of all of life's problems
...prides herself on her ability to mask emotion
...strikes down stupid people on principle alone
...insists her greatest fear is "settling"
...plans to stalk Angelina Jolie
...believes insanity is simply a less-appreciated form of genius
...believes the word "bitch" applies equally to either gender
...believes your life is a privilege, not a right
...and is willing and able to take yours.
She tackles everyday life with a perverted innocence that just makes you want to give her a big hug...and then stand back very quickly while checking to see if everything is still attached.
-- Roman Dirge
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a perfect circle, anti-bush, art, books, computers, democrats, human anatomy, knife play, murder, music, painting, photography, photoshop, piercings, pink chinchillas, politics, psychology, religious theory, tattoos
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